This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
This is work in progress and subject to change.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to regulatory approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Slippery when wet.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
No breakfast after 10 am.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Some restrictions apply.
Celebrity voices impersonated.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Keep out of reach of children.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
For external use only.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Shake well before using.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free number before digging.
Take only as directed.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear
for identification purposes only.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
If condition worsens, discontinue use and consult a physician.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
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I just work here.
Your mileage may vary.
These materials have been prepared for informational purposes only and are
not legal advice. Transmission of the information is not intended to
create, and receipt does not constitute, an attorney-client relationship.
Internet subscribers and online readers should not act upon this
information without seeking professional counsel. Use at your own risk.
Customer voluntarily assumes all risks, known and unknown, of any injury,
however caused, even if caused in whole or in part by the action, inaction,
or negligence of any party, to the full extent allowed by California law.
This supersedes all previous notices.